when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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