I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Randomize
