I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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