is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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