bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
