morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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