That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
