Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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