Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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