I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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