I think I am morally bankrupt
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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