look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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