guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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