Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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