Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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