I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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