Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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