I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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