Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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