found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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