It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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