I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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