Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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