Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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