You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize
