i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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