So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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