So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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