I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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