are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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