I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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