You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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