just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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