Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish i was in the wii world.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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