like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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