So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
