can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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