Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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