did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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