Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
When are your genitals available?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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