im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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