And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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