what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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