She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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