you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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