using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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