She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
