yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize