just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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