It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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