Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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