she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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