My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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