Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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