oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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