i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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